历时两年收集资料 网友晒700多个高冷专业
这也许是历时两年冷专你见过最全的选专业指南!高考已经结束,该操心上大学的收集晒多事了。历时两年,资料果壳网友攒了700多个专业介绍,网友基本上涵盖了大部分常见专业,个高也不乏监狱学这样小众高冷的历时两年冷专类别。看过学长学姐们真挚诚恳的收集晒多介绍(幽默腹黑的吐槽),也许你就心中有数了。资料果壳网帖子“高考应该怎么选专业,网友各专业学习的个高内容?(考生必进,非常详尽)”招来一众神回复。历时两年冷专 扬子晚报记者 张楠
各种科普
学行政真不是收集晒多教你当官的
“为毛自动化就是弄变形金刚啊,为毛广告学就是资料骗纸呀,你系给水排水的网友啊,是个高不是就说你们有专业等于没专业的啊,就让我来帮你普及一下吧”果壳网发起的“求选专业指南”强帖要求写上专业名称、只要学习方向、修的课程,以及你的吐槽与感悟,顺便说一下就业方向吧,还有就业率什么的。该贴历时两年,招来各种神回复,各种接地气,打破各专业给大家的“刻板”印象,令人耳目一新。
各种生涩难懂的专业科目在此经网友普及,变得通俗易懂了,也纠正了许多大家一直以来积累的“误解”。高大上的经济学“真不是教你怎么赚钱的!”学行政管理的童鞋最讨厌被问及“学什么专业的啊?行政管理。不错哟,当官的!”“卧槽,学行管就当官啦,那当官的下属都是学什么的?”其实“学行管吧,人会变得特聪明,因为你得绞尽脑汁想着如何能与人交往得更好更愉悦,如何去完善你的各种人际关系,当然前提是你的性格比较乐观开朗。”
各种吐槽
白衣天使变成各种脓疮疤
前辈的留言中也包含各种悔恨的泪水,比如“化学工程与工艺”,“当年进这个专业就是被名字里的工艺给骗了,各种坑爹啊,从大一开始各种实验,无机实验,有机实验,物理实验,分析化学实验,光谱,色谱,电分析,化工原理,连有机都要学英文版。”信息管理与信息系统专业,“读这个专业的大部分都是混,学生是小混,老师是大混。”软件工程,“课程包括各种语言有木有,数据库、系统开发、数据结构等等”,但由于“其实可以学的太多了,所以什么都沾点什么都不会。”学日语的也一肚子苦水,“工作以后才发现这是一个没法转化为生产力的专业。到处要,但是没人给高工资,个个嫌弃你没专业。”往积极处想的话,“其实学语言可以了解一手情报,真实体验不同文化。但是别拿大葱当主食!强烈建议业余时间强力学习门外语,英语以外的外语。”
学护理的妹纸更是伤不起,“我选这个专业完全是被白衣天使的宣传误导了好么?各种脓各种感染各种伤疤各种手术各种并发症,外科的手术和疾病简直是在挑战我的想象力。
各种搞笑
当学俄语变成泡妞工具
“食品科学——食品质量与安全专业”,食品科学硕士“玉子桑”的吐槽让学子笑喷,其实该专业十分接地气,“除了理论课,我们专业的实验课就是在厨房做饭……烤个蛋糕啊饼干啊做个巧克力啊酸奶啊罐头啊之类的……主要是了解每种原料的特质和一些特性。”也有很大“牺牲”的,“比如酿酒课的感官分析,需要去系里的小酒吧,面前摆满各种酒,红酒黄酒白酒啤酒,每种都要喝,每种都要记录,一节课下来,不醉不归啊。”所以醉了回来,碰到导师,自豪地说,“老师,我刚自习回来……”
高精尖的“法医学”主要课程如犯罪心理学、法医精神病学等,但学姐们实在无力吐槽,“种种上面图片都比较给力的课本教材,但是,问问你家女儿,我们家孩子的好朋友最近有手足口病的,怎么预防啊?不知道啊不知道?你女儿不是读了五年医学院吗?那都研究什么啊?balabala——”引发学弟学妹评论如“我们学了之后都讨论说,其实我们都是被《法证先锋》等剧骗来的!”
而学俄语的一边吐槽难学一边自爆福利,总算给大家传递一点正能量,“国内前两年学俄语每天都学的死去活来。但如果你学的语言所在国家有美女的话,学习效率会从蜗牛型变兔子型的,不解释……俄罗斯特别是莫斯科美女真的超级多啊,但学俄语从最苦逼的一件事变成泡妞工具的时候,学习效率的转变和学习动力的增加是不言而喻!”
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