69 ways to say you're horny
If we hear the word "horny" one more time...
We don't know about you, reader, but we get tired of saying the word horny. No, not tired of being horny. We're just tired of using the same term over and over again. There's gotta be more than just "horny."
Luckily, there are at least 69 other ways to get the same message across. We compiled a list, including slang you may or may not have heard before, GIFs, emoji, and even a few options from the dictionary (because nothing sets the mood like saying "Oh baby, I'm so libidinous."). Take a look and choose the one that feels right for the moment.
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1. Turned on
2. Hornt
3. Hornt up
4. Freaky
5. Aroused
6. Hot and bothered
7. Hard
8. Wet
9. Moist
10. Thirsty
11. Parched
12. Pitching a tent
13. Step on my face
14. Please run me over with your car
15. Throw me out a fucking window
16. Marry me right now
17. I'd appreciate it if you'd murder me
18. Be my mom/dad
19. Decapitate me
20. Hit me with a brick
21. Ready for sum fuk
22. "Looking" (Grindr users, you already know)
23. I'm just a hole, sir
24. You up?
25. At full mast
26. Toey
27. Churning the butter
28. Standing at attention
29. Got the hots for
30. Netflix and chill
31. Amazon Prime and sexy time
32. Hulu and do you
33. Keen
34. Frothin'
35. Ready for takeoff
36. You got my engines revvin'
37. Applesaucy
38. Horngry
SEE ALSO:We need to cool it with extremely violent horny hyperbolesGIFs!
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44. 😏
45. 😩
46. 🤤
47. 🥵
48. 🍆
49. 🍑
50. 💦
51. 👅
52. 😏👉👌😩💦🤤
53. 👀🍑
54. 👀🍆
55.🥴
56. 👅🍑💦
57. 👅🍆💦
58. 🔥
SEE ALSO:The 15 horniest emoji, rankedThe sexiest options from Merriam-Webster:
59. Concupiscent
60. Goatish
61. Itchy
62. Lascivious
63. Lecherous
64. Libidinous
65. Licentious
66. Lubricious
67. Lustful
68. Randy
69. Wanton
UPDATE: May. 8, 2023, 1:41 p.m. AEST This article was originally published in Feb. 2020, and was updated in May 2023.
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