'Kitten fur' perfume will bring you one step closer to becoming your cat
Your cat's pretty cute, right? So cute you want to beit, right? That's what we thought.
Luckily, you can now creep closer to that optimal reality with this perfume, which is supposed to smell just like a kitten.
The fragrance was released Saturday from Demeter Fragrance Library, a company that already offers "New Baby," "Popcorn," "Giant Sequoia" and "Gin and Tonic" scents. "Kitten Fur," however, is probably the weirdest yet.
"Fifteen years in the making, we’ve captured the olfactory essence of warmth and comfort," a Facebook post from Demeter reads. "That PURRfect spot, just behind a kitten’s neck. Cat lover or not, this beautiful scent is sure to satisfy your curiosity." OK!
Here are all the Kitten Fur items available for purchase. You might want to try, like, a rollerball first?
Or, actually, you know what? Just go for the big cologne spray. Live your new life as a cat how you choose.
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